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Subject Twas the night before Christmas
     
Posted by vorpalZ on December 24, 2003 at 11:15 PM
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Message Not quite midnight yet
I was searching through postings
on tt.net

I'd done up my parts list
Sent off to S. Claus
But just to be safe
I c.c.'d it to Coz

When out in the drive
I heard a great roar
like someone had hammered
their foot to the floor

I looked out the window
and what did I see
A red Z32
With round-tip B&B

I ran to the door
And stared at the sight
As his HID headlights
Lit up the whole night

I made out some decals
On the sides of his fenders
Instead of the reindeer
They listed parts vendors:

Now Nismo, now Momo,
Now Sparco, now Greddy
Now HKS, BBS
Blitz and Apexi

He jumped out of the driver's side
Gave the horn a short toot
Then pulled out two T-top bags
loaded with loot

One of the bags split
And fell to the floor
Out spilled mucho upgrades
And bolt-on's galore

"Damn T-Top bags broke
I'm too lazy to fix it"
He said as he picked up
Some coal labelled "niXit"

He gave me my loot
All the stuff I'd requested
(and even some AshSpec
that hadn't been tested)

So I asked "What's it like,
Racing out every year,
in a twin-turbo sled
Instead of reindeer?"

"Well, I build-up each year
gives me something to do
And with each run I shave off
A second or two"

"When I get her up high
She runs a bit rich
And those 2350's mean
Spool up's a bitch"

With that he jumped in
And revved her to redline
He pealed out hard
'Cause he's on a tight deadline

I stood holding my stuff
My face lit up with glee
"Thanks for the stuff Santa
And that's one hot Z"

Merry Christmas All,


Winter? all the better for drifting practice:

Member of the
Edmonton Z Car Club
vorpalZ
1990TT coupe
Edmonton, Canada

"Finally, remember that it's a CAR. "
posted by Tom B. 27/02/03

     
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